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Happy Birthday, Love, Mommy

Happy Birthday, Love, Mommy

Posted on July 15, 2020July 15, 2020 by kristiculation

“I didn’t come here to kill you. I came here to have cake and sing, ‘Happy Birthday,’ …”

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The Naked Azorian Warrior

The Naked Azorian Warrior

Posted on February 18, 2019July 14, 2020 by kristiculation

In a far-off land, a faithful soldier of the common rank of bushi stood watching his tiny son, wondering over the boy’s origination…

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Enter Reality - Stage Right Far Right

Enter Reality – Stage Right Far Right

Posted on February 15, 2019July 14, 2020 by kristiculation

In June of 2013, We the People were informed by a British newspaper that Spies-R-Us – that’s what We call them — had…

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The Wizards and the Wolf

The Wizards and the Wolf

Posted on December 30, 2017January 11, 2018 by kristiculation

CHRISTENSEN: I object, Judge. This is a homicide, not an accident. THE COURT: Overruled. The Defense is entitled to assert its theory of…

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Did I see anyone who got away with murder?

Did I see anyone who got away with murder?

Posted on December 11, 2017December 9, 2017 by kristiculation

Did I see anyone who got away with murder? In my opinion yes, and more than one. The worst was a dental hygienist…

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The worst travesty of criminal justice

The worst travesty of criminal justice

Posted on December 7, 2017December 9, 2017 by kristiculation

The worst travesty of criminal justice that I wrote was once when writing criminal calendar a case was called and a pure-pubescent 13…

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Chicago Joe’s Book Launch

Chicago Joe’s Book Launch

Posted on December 4, 2017 by kristiculation

Book Launch for Writing Wrongs, CERTIFIED, Volume 1 November 16, 2017 at Chicago Joe’s Restaurant It was a great success. Our guests received…

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Got away with murder?

Got away with murder?

Posted on December 4, 2017December 3, 2017 by kristiculation

Did I see anyone who got away with murder? In my opinion yes, and more than one. The worst was a dental hygienist…

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Kristine Johnson

Kristine Johnson worked as a certified court reporter for over 25 years, the majority of that time in the unique legal climate of Downtown Las Vegas.

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