Category: Anecdotes

The Wizards and the Wolf

CHRISTENSEN: I object, Judge. This is a homicide, not an accident. THE COURT: Overruled. The Defense is entitled to assert its theory of the case. PAVAO: Thank you, your Honor. Q    The day of the accident – tell us, Justin, was it an accident? A    Yes, most definitely. Q    What time did you arrive at…

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Did I see anyone who got away with murder?

Did I see anyone who got away with murder? In my opinion yes, and more than one. The worst was a dental hygienist who took a ten-pound post driver to her napping husband’s head 56 times, if I remember right. She is still cleaning teeth here, last I knew, on Eastern Avenue. Be wary.

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The worst travesty of criminal justice

The worst travesty of criminal justice that I wrote was once when writing criminal calendar a case was called and a pure-pubescent 13 year-old child stood to answer on felony murder charges. For a moment during his arraignment, he commented to the judge. His naivete and pious heart were pure enough to shame every adult…

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Chicago Joe’s Book Launch

Book Launch for Writing Wrongs, CERTIFIED, Volume 1 November 16, 2017 at Chicago Joe’s Restaurant It was a great success. Our guests received a free drink and a $5.00 gift certificate to eat at Chicago Joe’s. Slider

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Got away with murder?

Did I see anyone who got away with murder? In my opinion yes, and more than one. The worst was a dental hygienist who took a ten-pound post driver to her napping husband’s head 56 times, if I remember right. She is still cleaning teeth here, last I knew, on Eastern Avenue. Be wary.

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