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Perfect Teeth

Perfect Teeth

Posted on March 30, 2018January 1, 2018 by kristiculation

John walks through our door, grinning through his perfect teeth.

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Gerbil

Gerbil

Posted on March 23, 2018January 1, 2018 by kristiculation

John could not possibly be screwing a woman with the face of a gerbil.

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Las Vegas Wife

Las Vegas Wife

Posted on March 16, 2018January 1, 2018 by kristiculation

I’m the second, the Las Vegas wife, as his KU friends call me.

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Blue Cadillac

Blue Cadillac

Posted on March 9, 2018January 1, 2018 by kristiculation

The mirage of this afternoon has evaporated along with my husband and his new blue Cadillac.

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Sparkly Women

Sparkly Women

Posted on March 2, 2018January 1, 2018 by kristiculation

I think Skip likes easy, sparkly women.

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Snap a Picture

Snap a Picture

Posted on February 23, 2018January 1, 2018 by kristiculation

I find the camera and snap a picture of John, capturing the easy, happy moment, as a souvenir.

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Cross Pen

Cross Pen

Posted on February 16, 2018January 1, 2018 by kristiculation

Quaffing the lesson in sorcery, tapping his Cross pen, like a wand.

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Iincantation

Iincantation

Posted on February 9, 2018January 1, 2018 by kristiculation

The incantation of the judge, falling sweetly to the tanned downy ears of the…

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A B C

A B C

Posted on February 2, 2018January 1, 2018 by kristiculation

As I said, his theory boils down to A, the cops are bad; and B, the girl was crazy.

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Worlds Collide

Worlds Collide

Posted on January 31, 2018December 30, 2017 by kristiculation

“Now, excuse me, but how bloody amorphous is all that? It’s like Wheel of Fortune Murder Edition.” I finish my third glass of…

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Redundancy

Redundancy

Posted on January 26, 2018January 1, 2018 by kristiculation

Also realizing that redundancy will certainly weaken his spell.

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Sharpest Dagger

Sharpest Dagger

Posted on January 19, 2018January 1, 2018 by kristiculation

His sharpest dagger, forgotten in its sheath.

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Kristine Johnson

Kristine Johnson worked as a certified court reporter for over 25 years, the majority of that time in the unique legal climate of Downtown Las Vegas.

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