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Category: CERTIFIED Quotes

Expertise

After lunch, Pavao looks concerned, as well he should be. He is about to gamble. Way back in February, as soon as the doctors released…

Perfect Teeth

John walks through our door, grinning through his perfect teeth.

Gerbil

John could not possibly be screwing a woman with the face of a gerbil.

Las Vegas Wife

I’m the second, the Las Vegas wife, as his KU friends call me.

Blue Cadillac

The mirage of this afternoon has evaporated along with my husband and his new blue Cadillac.

Snap a Picture

I find the camera and snap a picture of John, capturing the easy, happy moment, as a souvenir.

Cross Pen

Quaffing the lesson in sorcery, tapping his Cross pen, like a wand.